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Your Old Air Conditioning System IS Worth $2339.00

Dear Friend and Neighbor,

I know what you are thinking. This is just another in a long series of advertising gimmicks designed to confuse the homeowner. It’s a fraud…there is no such thing…and yeah…your mattress isn’t freeeeeeeeeee!

HO HUM HOW BORING

But, that isn’t true this time. I will buy your old air conditioning system from you. That is the furnace, the indoor evaporator coil and the outside air conditioning unit….the complete system and I will do it for a whopping  $2339.00.

IT’S TRUE AND IT’S TIME TO SAVE

This is genuinely the best time in the history of my very long career to invest in a new home air conditioning system. The federal government is literally giving away the money that they took from you and investing it in high efficiency home air conditioning systems. Did you catch that?

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS TAKEN $1500 FROM YOU IN ORDER TO GIVE IT BACK TO YOU SO THAT YOU SAVE MONEY ON YOUR UTILITY BILLS

Only the federal government could possible come up with something this twisted and sick. They have taken the money from you in the form of taxes and are offering it back to you if you cooperate with their little social engineering program. Should we pat them on the back or punch them in the jaw? I don’t know, but I do know that it is your money that they are playing with.

It is your money…shouldn’t you use it for your own good?

The money is there and if you don’t take advantage of that $1500 TAX INCENTIVE, someone else will and they will be enjoying a new high efficiency air conditioning system on your dime. I am so upset with this redistribution of wealth that I am adding to it in an attempt to get you to take advantage of it. Let’s do the Marvel Team up and use the government the way it is suppose to be used. To the advantage of those that pay into it.

I know you are paying into the government

You are a homeowner and therefore you are being fleeced by our upwardly social government. The have-nots are being supported at your direct expense. That can be good and that can be bad. I want to make it good for you…and good for me…and that is why I came up with this program.

$2339 Credit towards a “Pay for itself” A/C System

I will buy your old HVAC system for $2339 CREDIT. I will take an enormous $2339 off the cost of any HVAC full system that we offer for homeowners. I am limiting this to the first 37 homeowners that call. I don’t know if I can afford to offer it to more than that…so I am trying to minimize my costs for this program as much as possible. This in on every system priced directly from our old outdated 2 year old up front and honest pricing manual. Yes, you will be able to see the pricing manual, and yes, it hasn’t been upped for inflation or equipment costs or labor increases for 2 whole years.

Do you want blems or seconds?

If you do, don’t call me. I do not install second class equipment. I only install factory perfect, guaranteed first class air conditioning equipment. In fact, all of our whole house equipment is eligible for our 10 year parts and labor guarantee on every aspect of the installation. You will probably never be obligated to spend a single penny in repairs….isn’t that the way it should be?

FREE 10 Year Parts and Labor Guarantee

Yes. Every system that we install comes with a 100% Satisfaction guarantee, a guarantee that says that you don’t owe us one dime until you are 100% Satisfied. Couple this Rock Solid Guarantee with our industry exclusive free 10 year parts and labor guarantee and you may never pay for a repair again…all this guaranteed and guaranteed in writing on each and every agreement that we enter into.

Why are these systems called “PAY FOR ITSELF A/C”?

That is a great air conditioning question and I’m glad you are reading this. These systems are called “PAY FOR ITSELF A/C” because the utility savings is so great on them, when coupled with the federal $1500 tax Incentive that they actually pay for themselves over their lifespan. In other words “These systems typically do not cost their homeowners a single dime. They are free.”

Please, don’t take my word for it

I know that this industry has its share of charlatans and fly by night companies. We have been around since 1992 and we have built our reputation on our excellence. Promise me you won’t take my word on it. Call your city building permit department and ask the mechanical inspector if we are on the up and up. Ask that inspector if we do good work. Hey, a new HVAC system is a chunk of money, I know it, and therefore you should do your research. That inspector is going to tell you that we do great quality work and isn’t “great quality work” something that you can live with? You can trust us and you can call us on it!

I could talk for days, but what would that accomplish?

The ultimate authority is you and that is why we give you 365 days to think over every installation that we perform. You have a full year, 365 days, to think it over and if at any time during that 365 days you feel that you have made a mistake in having us perform your air conditioning home improvement, all you have to do if give us a call and ask for your money back. We will give back all of your money, every penny, every dime, and every nickel and we will do this because if we have been unable to satisfy you to a higher level that you’ve ever been satisfied before, for any home improvement, then we feel like we have failed. And if we have failed….we don’t deserve your investment.

Give us a Call. We are taking 100% of the Risk. You have nothing to lose…I guarantee it!

Ps. We only have 37 of these home air conditioning systems available. When they are gone….they are gone.

NEW AIR CONDITIONING FOR LESS THAN $17 A WEEK TO OWN

          When we factor in the rebates, the tax incentive and the utility savings we can typically finance (…we are not the finance company. We work with many finance companies going to bat for you to get you the best air conditioning deal possible and lowest monthly investment amount) just about all systems for less than $17 a week.

LETS LOOK AT ALL OF THE OPTIONS

          If your central air conditioning system is older than 10 years, the money that you are wasting in electric utility overpayments will probably be enough of a savings to pay for the new system entirely. This is not an exaggeration. Calling us to your home is the first step allowing you and your family to own a new central air conditioning system that could actually be free. Investing in a high efficiency air conditioner right now, without ever taking any money of your pockets, it is, well, like having the electric company pay for your home improvements.

ZERO MONEY UP FRONT

          The majority of the fiance plans that we acquire for our clientele do not involve any out of pocket expense whatsoever. With your good credit we can actually put you and your family in the height of comfort with no down payment.

ZERO INTEREST FINANCING FOR THE FIRST YEAR

          Nearly everyone of the easy monthly investment plans that we sign our lucky clients up for involve not a single penny of financing charges for the first year. In fact, 87% of homeowners, homeowners just like you, never end up paying a single penny in financing interest charges ever. THAT IS FREE MONEY

MINIMUM MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF ONLY $40

          You read that correctly. For the first year your minimum monthly payment forthese great home improvement plans is only $40 a month. That is only $9.23 a week or whopping tiny $1.32 a day. You can have a new central air conditioning system to keep you cool and comfortable this summer for less than cost of a cup of coffee a day.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

The sooner that you call us, the sooner that we can have you basking in the cool comfortable environment of your own home. Call now.